How to drinking liquor without absorbing it?

I want to find a way to drink a lot, getting little to no liquor into my system.|||not possible. sorry. you can drink a lot an then throw it up and drink some more! but you can also put food in your stomach that will help absorb it and not make you so drunk/buzzed. eat something that will absorb easily- i.e. bread|||then what would be the point of drinking. you cant get drunk without absorbing it. are you even 21, asking a silly question like that?|||Good luck with that ROFL see you in the ER with the alcohol poisoning your going to have! (Don't wear anything you want to keep cuz we cut yer clothes OFF when you come in unconscious!)|||Line the insides of your body and soft tissue with plastic. Kinda like what Dexter does when he is getting ready to off someone.|||You can't. It starts getting absorbed the second it hits your tongue. Just order a coke.